Anisocoria

"Putting Holes Into Happiness." Kneel down humble men and become the height of our children. Let your heart crawl into your knee and realize that all knowledge lives through imagination. This is the nursery business, always get a photocopy. Our cultures may continue to disintegrate but we just rebuild with abusement parks, filming the process and replaying it as situation comedy. We wear ribbons, hold hands, celebrate and concentrate on camps that train our kindergartens to shout out "star-spangled" banter. We will medicate the lunacy of "degenerate" art with heavy doses of old-fashioned (original recipe) family virtues. "Let's make sure

Let me explain:  Anisocoria is not a girl's name, or a bullshit anime character's name.  It's the name of the disorder that causes the differentiation in the sizes of my pupils.  Me left pupil is twice the size of the right.  One in 2 million people are affected by it, and 90 percent of cases cause problems with vision.  Luckily, I am not one of those people, my vision is perfect. I thought I'd write that down before people started asking, cuz it'd be annoying to have to write it down over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over...